chronicles of a foot-board traveller

There is nothing that is more thrilling, hair-rising, adrenaline-rush inducing everyday activity that you could probably do than to ride on a footboard on your everyday bus…. Its broad advantages include its ability to provide your nervous system with sudden rejuvenating jolts….. ditch your yoga consultant, aerobics instructor and gymnastics coach as well as your gym instructor as this activity incorporates all the advantages of the above listed “health activities”……. One hour of food-board travel to any destination of your choice would teach you how to maintain your cool even in crunch situations, how to jump in and jump out of objects traveling at around 20 miles per hour (as opposed to your in-home-aerobics-class-where-you-probably-prance-about-a-STATIONARY-mat) and to balance your body and manipulate it in such a way that your body is nimbly balanced on not more than three toes, how to be able to support your entire body weight on your two arms(in due course developing biceps that are better toned than any spend-three-hours-a-day-at-a-gym can give you)….. the bottom line is that the very feeling of the air gushing past you, caressing and carousing you, tantalizing you , tickling all your senses is worth every second spent worrying when you might slip and show the world what a ketchup of assorted human body parts would look like……..

chronicles of an engineering student

life sucks as it is.... to top it all i am an engineering student in a "PRESTIGIOUS" institution..... prestigious my ass... anyways here goes.... you wake up every morning,tired and groggy, you hated yesterday, the day before it and you know u are gonna hate today too... why??? coz every prof worth his dime things you've got nothing better to do than emulate his acheivments... every asshole thinks making u write twenty pages of his shit daily helps u develop an interest for his subject.... you bunk the first four classes coz u hate the profs and you are'nt allowed to attend the next four classes coz the profs hate u!!! ... this routine goes on and suddenly every nerd in your class is on a high??? guess what???? internal assesments... well half the exams u are chucked out coz u are late, and the half u do manag to attend u flunk out..... u ont ask doubts coz u dont know a thing and when u do ask them something they dont tell u the answers coz they dont know it in the first place...... why??? coz they are products of the same dumb educational system themselves..... all this goes on for two whole years and u grin and bear it.... u've got no social life whatsoever.... your girlfriend dumps u coz you cannot spare time for her.... your parents are pissed off coz u can never do enough to satisfy them... your friend's circle changes as often as your underwear.... the teachers hate you... it seems like the whole world is leaning on your shoulders.... till one day you SNAP... you are like:- what the fuck???.. why am i doing this to myself??? once that thought kicks in you feel like a freed canary... u completely stop going to college, stop studying, you flunk in your semsters but like i said "what the fuck"??... life is sweeter now... i dont have to worry about assignments coz "what the fuck?"... u dont have to worry about exams coz "what the fuck?".. like calvin said:- reality continues to ruin my life.

logical analysis of why professors should be kissing our ass rather than the other way around.

Listen and listen closely..... how would u define a master and a servant???? a master is someone who pays money to get the job done.... a servant is someone who gets paid and does the job... so think my friends... we pay fees to the university and the staff get PAID!!!!!! so who is the master and who is the slave???? food for thought huh????